03 September 2013

Zombie Attack at McDonalds (video)

Another zombie attack. What's going on? We have the movies about zombies, such as World War Z, and an occasional outbreak of zombie attacks. Apparently zombies are being produced by a combination of drugs and fast food. 
What are the wires or fibers in Chicken McNuggets? 
Aren't they similar to the fibers in chemtrails? 
Are they programmable too? 
Are zombies being controlled by someone electronically?


Actual female zombie attacks McDonald's drive-thru window, unleashes living dead rampage for Chicken McNuggets
Monday, September 02, 2013 by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Editor of NaturalNews.com
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I've long warned Natural News readers about the coming wave of real-life zombies who will maraud through the cities, smashing windows, stealing fast food and threatening to eat the faces of whatever unlucky human victims are still around. I never thought this exact scenario would be caught on video at an actual McDonald's restaurant.
 As caught on video, the drive-thru workers of a McDonald's in Toledo were attacked by an actual female zombie who leaped out of her car, clawed through the drive-thru window and began tearing at any living person in sight.
She was screaming about needing "Chicken McNuggets" even though it was 6:30 am and McDonald's doesn't serve McNuggets until their lunch menu opens up. Beating on the glass window and clutching at McDonald's employees, this female zombie uttered a series of phenomenal phrases which are now becoming the stuff of legend across the 'net. (See the video and photos below.)
 
Those phrases include: 
"Unless you're sticking McNuggets into my hands, I don't wanna hear it!" 
 "Don't you ****ing run away from me you fat meatbag, I will end you!" 
 "Don't make me assume my ultimate form, I will ****ing wreck you!" 
 "I'm going to eat your ****ing face and I'm going to digest it and **** it out into the gutter!" 
 "I want my ****ing nuggets!" 
 During her zombie attack, she also emitted numerous screeching sounds including cat-like hisses and animalistic attack noises.

 Zombie feeds on Chicken McNuggets
 Don't you find it fascinating that the No. 1 food choice of this raging zombie is none other than Chicken McNuggets? This is the same fast food delicacy I recently exposed as containing "strange fibers" in a series of microscopy photos taken at the Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory. (See below.)
 Is there some yet-undocumented link between Chicken McNuggets and the living dead? See for yourself. In this photo, you can see the female zombie leaping out of her car and attempting to force her way in through the window: In this next photo, she manages to punch or grab a McDonald's employee: In this snapshot, she threatens to "assume my ultimate form" which I suppose means she's going to transform into a 12-foot combat demon: The McDonald's employees actually keep their cool through the entire attack, trying to shield their faces from the hungry McNuggets zombie just inches away: Here, the McDonald's employees cleverly try to decapitate the zombie with the sliding glass window, which is apparently one of the few ways to effectively kill such a creature:
 Not able to get Chicken McNuggets, the female zombie is more than happy to feast on human faces... as long as she gets some dipping sauce to go with it:
 Unable to acquire either McNuggets or human faces for consumption, the female zombie throws a beer bottle through the window, smashing a hole in it: 

1 comment:

Audrey Boyd said...

A man in Miami actually ate off the face of another man a couple of years ago.